Silliness abounds.

Jul 29
urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

Jul 29

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup
Jul 29

durnesque-esque:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

Goddess of All Worlds

Jul 29

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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Jul 28
tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

Jul 28
Jul 28

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

Jul 28
tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

Jul 28
Jul 28
Jul 28

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

Jul 28
Jul 27

bettershitbricks:

i hate guys who make no noise during sex like are you alive???? are you not feeling this??????

Jul 27

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

Jul 27

I’m finally reading TFIOS and all I have to say so far is that I take personal offense to the idea that V for Vendetta is a boy movie.